A Dog Named Thuty

My Doctor Who moment

doctorwho:

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the TARDIS

the TARDIS

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor Who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds” 

I would of been so disappointed :/

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

notcanonyet:

twerkinturtle:

captainkellic:

What if a pencil sharpener fell in love with a pencil

Every time you go to sharpen your pencil, you’re forcing it to slowly destroy the love of its life until it finally meets its end

death by sex

it’s not THAT late, tumblr

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(Source: woofuckingjiho)

imthefinal3patchproblem:

heyjosh19:

reverendmaynard:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

This is why this website scares me

(Source: shalrath)